kick the bucket

To give you guys an indication of how bored/boh liao the PhD students in UCL are, my office now has a list of on the white board of people most likely to kick the bucket first. Here it is.

Cloisters' List of Mortality

Elizabeth Taylor (most married/divorced woman on earth) AW
The Pope (creaky head of world's smallest state) AT
George Best (alcy ex footie person) TB
Prince Bernard (random royalty) PK
Saddam Hussein (bearded perpetrator of WMD) IA
Fidel Castro (bearded commy all round evil guy) AB
Michael Jackson (alien who really loves children) EC